obsceneobscenity:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

aquus:

when you finish masturbating the second before someone gets home

omg, rofl! this is perfect.

re-reblogging because I’m pretty sure this is the funniest post on tumblr.

the secret of comedy/masturbation is timing

This is so accurate, it’s almost creepy.

Anonym: Do not try meth. Anything but meth. It'll fuck you up. Even if you just try it once. It's not the kind of drug that need several taking to become addicted to. You don't actually feel anything good while on meth, you're just scared and paranoid and getting down is just horrible. It is not a good way to have fun.

Thank you